I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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