I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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