I should be sponsored by Trojan
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
My feet surprised me
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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