The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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