What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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