Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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