At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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