he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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