I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
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