where does the pee come out of this thing
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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