That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Randomize
