i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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