Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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