She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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