Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Need sex. Gaining weight.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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