I would go down on you faster than GM stock
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Randomize
