if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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