So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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