What a fucking waste of an outfit
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
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