these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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