No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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