Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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