I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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