So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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