It's Friday. Sex?
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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