Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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