thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
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