According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
