at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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