I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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