YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
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