What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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