I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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