remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Randomize
