So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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