Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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