Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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