that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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