I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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