He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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