Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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