is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
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