My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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