one might say we're banned from that church
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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