then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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