Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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