nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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