bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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