Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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