Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
My pussy is not your playground.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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