the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
