Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
You're like the curious george of whores
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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