I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
My vagina is very pro this idea
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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