Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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