Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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