Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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