I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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